Intimidating tennis sayings

If you’re up against a girl with big b/o/o/bs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. “Valentine’s Day was created by women to get men in trouble.” Andy Roddick Interviewer: So, are you enjoying New York? Indianapolis is a little far from Europe – I can’t hear you.” (Marat Safin) Not yet. Give me some time.” (Marat Safin, on not breaking a racket during his first match of 2002) If Pete’s child is a girl, my son will like her; if he’s a boy, my son will defeat him.” (Andre Agassi) She is woman . You have to be a little religious to break his serve.” (Magnus Larsson on the key to breaking the Pete Sampras serve) I can’t believe he is dumping me, his buddy for seven years, for a kid he’s never seen before.” (Paul Haarhuis complaining about his doubles partner Jacco Eltingh flying home from the US Open for the birth of his son) He can’t cook.” (Michael Chang, on being asked to list Pete Sampras’s weaknesses) They’ve lost my page. There should be a page saying ‘This is the guy who paid the most fines.’ I don’t exist now.

But to celebrate this special occasion anyway, we at the Clog have compiled a list of quotes relevant to finals season. We often pretend that these movies — like our first frat parties in freshman year — never happened. ” — Darth Vader, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith This is self-explanatory."I," they chanted softly, then louder, "I believe . ."Sources say a group of Navy lacrosse players started the ruckus, though you can't be sure because urban legends are quickly springing up around Johnson's 7-4 team."I believe that," they yelled as more joined in. It may do so solely as a mid-major rallying cry: The Mid Majority's Kyle Whelliston added the words to his masthead this season to commemorate the start of a new, collectively driven era of coverage at the site.(Whelliston is on sabbatical, but his readers are attempting to travel to 800 games as a group, and the early results have produced some fantastic writing). Serena Williams after playing with K diamond earrings It’s one-on-one out there, man. Bill Cosby Though your game is hardly the best you can fray your opponent’s nerves by methodically bouncing the ball at least ten times before your serves. Zarett My player box is going to be full of celebrities, too; my dad, this guy Jose Hidalgo, his guest, my buddy from SC [University of Southern California]. I’ll probably get an autograph from Tiger in between sets. ) I remember when Jimmy and I went into confession and he came out a half-hour later and I said, ‘How’d it go? The priest said come back next Sunday.’” (Chris Evert, on Jimmy Connors) My feelings are Yevgeny Kafelnikov should take his prize money when he is done here and go and buy some perspective.” (Andre Agassi) Thanks, but no. Pete Sampras The serve was invented so that the net could play. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.” (Martina Navratilova) It’s called Retail Therapy.” (Maria Sharapova, on going shopping after an Australian Open defeat to Serena Williams) I think the medical term for the injury is ‘the bottom of my a/s/s hurts.’” (Andy Roddick) I love Wimbledon. ” (Vijay Amritraj during the rain-drenched 2007 Championships) I could tell you, but I’d have to kill you.” (Serena Williams to courtside interviewer who wanted to know the content of the notes she reads at changeovers) I don’t think anyone ever feared him in the locker room.” (Todd Martin, on being asked if he thought the ageing Pete Sampras had finally lost the fear factor in the locker room) Pete is a step and a half slower.” (Greg Rusedski after losing to Pete Sampras in the US Open) “Against him I don’t need to be a step and a half quicker.” ( Pete Sampras responding to Greg Rusedski’s criticism – he went on to win the title!

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